YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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