He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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