Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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