Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So here I am, sexting at work.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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