heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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