How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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