It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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