Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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