Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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