i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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