They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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