He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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