My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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