i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Boobs are out for the taking
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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