You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize