I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hate all girls vehemently.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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