I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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