i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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