I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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