If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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