They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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