you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
