he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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