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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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