Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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