i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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