Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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