i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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