You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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