better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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