I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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