just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You can make out without kissing
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