Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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