Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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