Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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