you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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