Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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