just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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