i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize