youre lurking in front of me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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