are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement