we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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