You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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