Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
