All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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