So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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