She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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