she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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