marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Operation Purity has been aborted
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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