she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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