We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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