i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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