Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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