oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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